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Uncle Fritz’s Tees

“I, Fritz Hammond, of Bankstown via Bavaria and Berkshire over some 71 years, am Uncle Fritz. That’s why my logo is composed of my initials and why my products bear my name tag.Why Uncle Fritz? I shall tell you. Recently, my nephew and only surviving relative, put me in a home. He would put me in a wooden box if he thought he could get away with it. He put me in a home, and I quote, “because it’s just not fair on him.” He said I was holding him back. “I must rent out the house and use the money to move to Berlin where I can further my career as a bi-sexual VJ.” When he told me I was disgusted; I thought VJ-ing died with the advent of drug awareness.Sadly, he owns the title to the house we shared, his father’s, my brother’s. I resisted but to no avail. “No one will rent a house with an old man in the attic. You’ll just have to do what’s right.”I started Uncle Fritz because I want to make his life a misery. My dream is for him to hear my name mentioned so often by his “creative network” that it precipitates his mental collapse.Every item is screen printed in Sydney and every design has a story. The people I refer to throughout are my fellow in-mates. They are in no way fictional.” http://www.unclefritz.com.au/

 

Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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Uncle Fritz's Tees

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